Hello Monty, a little birdie tells me yer pickin on me girl. This needs ta stop if ya like yer face.
And a little bird told me that she’s f*cking diseased right now. How the F*ck did she turn into a vampire?
You realize what vampires do right?
Yeah! And…we’ll deal with that and I have no idea how this coulda happened. Everything was fine until POOF she’s a vampire…it was like magic of something.
I’m still mad at you though.